The Really Long Fairy Tale That Doesn't Make Sense

Once upon a time there was a goose that laid golden eggs that Jack in the Beanstalk took and climbed the gingerbread house and went down the chimney so he could put the presents in front of the fire then the genie gave him three wishes so he went to his grandmas house but his grandma got eaten by a wolf so he ran up the clock to kiss sleeping beauty and they rode off into the sunset together but unfortunately it was a backdrop so they crashed through it and into a wall and they died then the fairy god mother came and brought them back to life as zombies then the seven dwarfs defeated the zombies and the evil queen gave the dwarf an apple that he ate so they put him on a bed and next morning he woke up and said his back hurt and it felt like he had been sleeping on a rock and the other dwarfs said he had been but he said he thought he had slept on a bunch of mattress piled on top of a pea and the other dwarfs said no so he went to Jack and the Beanstalk and said I wish you were real so Jack went to the island and got eaten by a whale then the nutcracker fought off the rat army with the sugar plum fairy then the sugar plum fairy let Jack out of the whale so he could go to Nineveh and preach the good news but first they went to a Green Day concert but they dissolved into Lake Springfield and the zombie squirrel came out and ate Jack and the Beanstalk then went in the lake and saved Green Day so they got put on the cover of People Magazine

(Look mom! No punctuation!^^)