The Really Long Fairy Tale That Doesn't Make Sense

Once upon a time there was a goose that laid golden eggs that Jack in the Beanstalk took and climbed the gingerbread house and went down the chimney so he could put the presents in front of the fire then the genie gave him three wishes so he went to his grandmas house but his grandma got eaten by a wolf so he ran up the clock to kiss sleeping beauty and they rode off into the sunset together but unfortunately it was a backdrop so they crashed through it and into a wall and they died then the fairy god mother came and brought them back to life as zombies then the seven dwarfs defeated the zombies and the evil queen gave the dwarf an apple that he ate so they put him on a bed and next morning he woke up and said his back hurt and it felt like he had been sleeping on a rock and the other dwarfs said he had been but he said he thought he had slept on a bunch of mattress piled on top of a pea and the other dwarfs said no so he went to Jack and the Beanstalk and said I wish you were real so Jack went to the island and got eaten by a whale then the nutcracker fought off the rat army with the sugar plum fairy then the sugar plum fairy let Jack out of the whale so he could go to Nineveh and preach the good news but first they went to a Green Day concert but they dissolved into Lake Springfield and the zombie squirrel came out and ate Jack and the Beanstalk then went in the lake and saved Green Day so they got put on the cover of People Magazine

(Look mom! No punctuation!^^)

I'm a Mean Person

And I accept that the way it is. But I'm starting to question how mean a person I actually am. Which made me think about all the random people who were nice to me without reason. Like when I was on the bus one time; I pulled the cord but it was broken that day and wouldn't make the usual buzzing noise.

So the guy next to me was like, "Do you want me to pull the cord?" I shrugged so he pulled it. Then at the stop he yells, "Little blond coming through!" It was totally embarrassing, but it was a totally random seventh grader that did something nice for me without reason. I would never do that. Never.

The same sort of thing happened on Christmas, I did something to make my new iPod freeze up and I didn't know how to fix it. I went over to ask my dad for help and he couldn't figure out what was wrong. So my cousin came over and told me how to fix it. I wouldn't have ever done that either. I'll also never know if he did that out of the goodness of his heart or something else.

So I've decided that I'm going to try to be a better person. Which for me, might be hard. Unfortunately enough!

Hello earthlings. We are of an alien race known only as X. We come from planet X and should not be messed with. We are taking over this blog in order to begin our rain of terror. We are the ones who have caused all your pain, the Iraq war, lead in the toys, E. coli in spinach. We are responsible for it all, and if you believe what you're reading, you're a big sucker for fake aliens.

merry christmas

Merry Christmas to all my peeps out there. WHAT DID Y'ALL GET????? Y'KNOW YOU WANT TO TELL ME!!!!!

By the way, I GOT A NEW iPOD!!!! It's a 8GB nano and it so totally PWNS! I got Uggs and a new duffel bag too. If you're me, you know how much I needed a new one, the one I used to have came with me to my first year of summer camp.

PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, spaz moment. Okay, just to remind you, tomorrow may not be Christmas anymore, but you should still spread the holiday cheer. Especially when you're waiting in the lines at stores, gift card in hand. Love y'all!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelloooooooooooooooooooooo People

Now, I know that a lot of people must have read what I wrote yesterday, and I just want to say, I WILL NEVER EVER POST A NAME OF SOMEONE I KNOW. That includes people from school, my friends, and my crush. SO DON'T ASK.

As you may know, the poll is ending in a few days, so I'm just going to post the results and start taking ideas for new ones. By the way, TOMORROW'S CHRISTMAS EVE!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!

'Kay, all my energy's gone. What's your new year's resolution? Mine is that there are no more second chances, if I'm going to do something, I'm going to do it right the first time. And I started a YouTube account. Ideas for videos are always welcome!

HELP!

You know that guy I like? Well, one of my friends say we don't match. I don't know what to do. I mean, I want to believe her, but then again, I don't care. Or maybe I do. I just don't know! It might be that we're only in sixth grade, and the fact that I don't really want to go out with a guy till I'm in high school. Or maybe I do (again). I'm so confused!!

The other thing is that that same friend is this close to having a boyfriend, and my other friend already does! I think I'm just naturally always left out of things. Which is so friggin' ANNOYING! I just hate being left out of anything. I'm so glad my other other friend doesn't like guys yet. (Doesn't that strike you as odd?)

Then today my first friend told me to expand my horizons. Expand how? I'm shyer then you would think, and it makes me want to scream. You know why I was so happy yesterday? I had had a great week of getting to be friends with my crush. It took all my courage to do that. I don't know if I have any left to use. And if I do, someone should tell me.

WHERE'D ALL MY STINKIN' COURAGE GO?!?!?!?!!?!?!???

DANCE LIKE NO ONES WATCHING!! WOOHOO!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Happy day! Everyone SCREAM!

I Can't Think of a Title

Kind of running on a tight schedule so this one's going to be short:
I like this one guy a lot. A lot a lot. And it's not that same guy that I asked out. He's a different guy. But the thing is, he basically hates my best friend, and my best friend basically hates him.

He likes someone too. Which makes me worried that he likes someone else, but it also makes me excited because he might like me. I don't even know why I like him! Maybe I do. Do I?

Forks!

I am never eating with a fork again! For the rest of my life! I'm anti-fork! Forks caused WWII. NO ONE CAN SWAY ME ON THAT!!!!! BOO FORKS!!!!!

It's not that I have anything against forks personally, it's just that I never ever want to use one ever again. I don't know why so don't ask.

NO MORE FORKS!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you just sometimes think everyone is against you?