If time is money, what's money?

Hi. Y'know, I thought the weirdest thing yesterday,

Time is a mental barrier we have built for ourselves to prevent us from doing fun stuff, like going to Disneyland. Ex: you ask your parents if you can go to Disneyland, but what do they say? "Sorry, but we don't have enough time." or something like that.

Money is a physical barrier we've built for ourselves too. Like, "Sorry, but we don't have enough money." blah blah blah. Which made me wonder, what if we didn't have time? What if time didn't exist? And money? What about it? That made my head hurt. So I stopped.

But what if we didn't have time? We would still measure months/days/weeks/years but not actually hours. Ther'd be no such thing as 12:45 PM. It just wouldn't exist. We would be able to do anything we wanted because we had time. Or rather, not, because it wouldn't exist. Do you see how backwards this is? Whatever. I'm starting to get head cramps anyway. Just go back to looking at the totally unrelated picture of the dolphin.