chuck norris jokes.

(because they're just that awesome.)

when chuck norris goes in the ocean, he doesnt get wet, the ocean gets chuck norris.
before the boogeyman goes to bed, he czechs his closet for chuck norris.
chuck norris scares clowns and makes pirates cry.
chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
fear itself fears chuck norris.
chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king, and got one.
chuck norris counted to infinity twice.
chuck norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves.
chuck norris knows what rhymes with orange.
chuck norris uses a porcupine as his shower scrubby.
chuck norris doesnt cry when cutting onions. he makes the onions cry.
chuck norris hid the holy grail.
chuck norris can nail jello to a wall.
chuck norris wears emment cullen pajamas.
chuck norris can eat just ONE lays potatoe chip.
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.
God said let there be light. chuck norris said "say please".
chuck norris can speak braille.
when chuck norris pees he clogs the toilet.

there you have it.
all the chuck norris jokes i can think of.
:D
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